Bedside manner

The ability to evoke feelings of sexual desire, with the grace of stripper

“ He smiled at her playful bedside manner as she flung her panties across the room.”

by The architect of fun June 14, 2018

Jack's Mannequin

When you give someone muscle relaxants instead of a rufie. Then you rape them while they're still fully awake, but unable to resist.

"Uh oh, I can't move my arms or legs... did you put something in my drink?"
"Yup, and it looks like it's kicking in, so now I'm going to drag you out back and give you a Jack's Mannequin"
"God damnit! Why can't you just slip girls rufies like everyone else, you sadistic bastard?"

by Dustin Barstop April 8, 2008

MANned

when a male has such big man titties that television shows have to censor or ban his breasts from being shown because the size of them are either the same or bigger than your average female

On family night I was watching a porno in the living room and I was really giving it to myself then suddenly what I originally thought I was a nice set of breasts were actually Kevin James' breasts with his shirt off in one of his movies, I was disapointed when realizing that the hairy thick chest wasnt on a woman, things like that need to be banned or MANned I still finished of course and went back for seconds when everybody fell asleep or should I say on everybody that fell asleep.

by tophieCC May 3, 2010

mannello

What one may say to another person who cannot masterbate correctly because they have broken thier arm.

hey mannello did you jerk off today?

by Captain Quark April 19, 2009

Moansers

A really sweet and insanely handsome guy who doesn't realize his self-worth. He's been hurt in the past so it made him harden, but hopefully he will soften with time. He's going to amount to a lot in life, and he deserves someone to share it with. He can be the sweetest man you've ever met. He is a guardian angel and will always protect and care about those he loves. It's warm and safe under his wing.

I'm glad I didn't die before I met you Moansers.

by xXInevitableAnxietyXx August 25, 2011

manners makyth manboobs

Sydney Fecknical High Fool

eat your vegetables!

by Fletcure September 18, 2003

myanne

MyAnne often has an attitude. However get on her good side you should be in the clear. When she does not get her way prepare for a chair to come flying your way. Lots of rebellious boys might like her but people with good hearts will know to stay away from this queen of rudeness and sass

Guy#1: omg is that Myanne?

Guy#2: I heard she is Rebellious
Guy#3: thats my type of girl!

by McKenzie the Werewolf May 14, 2018