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Milton, WI

Hometown of Malachi Heder. The small town is enclosed by a racetrack, where, every saturday, everyone gets together to watch the weekly NASCAR race. Notable locations: Heder Veterinary Hospital, the Heder Household, and the local Kwik Trip. Milton is also home to the Redbirds of Milton High School where they live by the motto "Do what is right, Do what is Milton-y."
Person 1: Lets go to Milton, WI for the weekend!
Person 2: Why?
by Mitchieboi April 13, 2010
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Lady Muttons

Overgrown vaginal hair that resembles mutton chops growing down each inner thigh. Hair so thick it's overtaken the loins and without a trimming, is working its way towards the knees. The worst form of lady burns you will ever encounter.
Becky is so hot but she has the worst lady muttons I've ever seen. It's a wooly beast down there braaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
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canadian meat mittens

Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.
Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!
by Little BB November 23, 2013
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mittens

Them mittens for my kittens are badass. XD
by mittenman March 31, 2009
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mutton butt

An old, saggy, tired looking booty.
Your mom used to be hot, but now she got the mutton butt!
by x BILKO x September 6, 2016
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mexican mitten party

a lesbian sex party event in which one girl performs a mexican minivan on another while it is being done to her and the person doing it to her is having it done to herself and so on...
my weird ass sister and her friends were having a mexican mitten party last night, it sounded like stirring mac n cheese
by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009
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steel mitten

developed in 2011 by TK. this phrase can be used to define many things, however it is mostly known for it's debut in the phrase given in the example below. it's usage is generally widespread but can be used more specifically and scientifically to show disdain for actions of a particular woman
I think she deserves to be punched in the twat with a steel mitten!
by rosenunit May 21, 2011
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