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krispy mister

doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, Mean while she takes a shit on the stove. Be sure to bring the shit to a nice crisp. After you’ve cumed, take the shit and place it into the sock Then send it to the SOA (Sexual Organization of America) for verification that it is in fact a Krispy Mister.
Dude, I just did a Krispy Mister with this chick, now I have an odd number of socks.
by toll February 7, 2007
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Ur sister a mister

The worst insult ever with indescribable punishment for the person it’s used against
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Harold: yeah well ur sister a mister
* frank and his entire family are wiped from the planet along with any memory of them. But the power used for this causes a great lightning storm transforming the whole world into thots. Then Stephen hawking comes back from the dead to begone those thots. Then he immediately dies of 7 different types of Ebola
by Cambunctious April 9, 2018
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Misted

Misted- To get extremely fucked up off Canadian Mist Whiskey.
Ey homes, im so fucking misted right now.
by E-LOCO April 8, 2010
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mistleblow

A special variety of mistletoe that entails giving a blowjob
"that dumb bitch didn't know what to do when i took her under the mistleblow"
by tomRossDubya January 7, 2008
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mistletoe you

Phrase used during the holidays. Using a sprig of mistletoe in a bar or other gathering place, you can use this phrase and walk up to any person and ask to mistletoe you. You are asking for a kiss as it is traditional to "kiss under the mistletoe". The person asking is providing the mistletoe to hold over the intended receiver of the kiss, unlike the customary stationary mistletoe that is hung in doorways or over chairs. Can be used as a pickup line in order to try and kiss random people.
Drunk Guy: Hey, can I mistletoe you?

Hot Girl: What?

Drunk guy holds mistletoe over hot girl's head and makes kissy face.

Hot Girl: Go Fuck Yourself!
by msbmarie December 28, 2011
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mister-sister

Someone of the male species, that wants and or appears to look like a female.A male that is very feminine, also known as a "shemale"
by Nicki November 10, 2003
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MisterSatan

Derived from the synonymous internet legend. To possess a impish intelligence and sense of humor, especially when spread via the internet.
"That new B-23 virus that's out that turns all people's desktop items into various body parts.. that's so MisterSatan."
by Lemonkid May 21, 2004
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