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Dropped the Mirror 

1: a momentous or tragic social event ranging from extreme misfortune to utter overthrow or ruin

drop the ball
"She asked me if she looked fat, So I told her the truth..." "Mate, you've really dropped the mirror"

"All my idols were turning up to meet each other, just as they were about to meet I dropped the mirror"
Dropped the Mirror by MerchLo January 26, 2012

Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk 

Sexual position popular among homosexual males which consists of sticking your balls in the other persons anus, while the other person does the same. When the scrotums are placed in the orifice the two persons masturbate each other following the same rythm. The people are sitting in front of each other similar to the "Scissor Sisters" position.

The Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk (DCMJ) is perfectly achieved when both people ejaculate at the same moment.
- You remember that spanish guy Totoezzo ?

- Oh yeah, i sure remember that stallion...
- We did a Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk yesterday at his place.

- Wow, you crazy MF

Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome 

Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome or GOMS is when try and have a serious argument with someone, but they don't fully understand the reason for the position or assume you're position is different to what it actually is and think you're position is just selfish, vindictive or evil and carry on arguing with you based what they think you're position is rather than what it actually is. Quickly dismissing every point you, no matter how carefully it's done.

An example is Cathy Newman when interviewing Jordan Perterson.

Taken from the theory that Gorillas probably are self-aware like the other great apes, however when a Gorilla is shown a mirror it will just continuously attack it before it has a chance to realise what its actually looking at.
She's not listening to you, she has Gorilla in the mirror syndrome.

Hang up a mirror 

I have to go to my co-workers house to hang up a mirror
Hang up a mirror by Heyitsme09 August 19, 2020

Through the mirror

A point of time, usual during a night of drinking, when someone crosses over to a crazier, angrier or funnier side.
We were having a great time but then Joey went through the mirror and started a fight with the bouncer.

beer mirror 

The exact opposite of beer goggles, when you drink too much you start to think that you look good and your taste in the opposite sex becomes restricted to better looking people, this will usually cause you to go home alone.
"I'm lookin so good in the beer mirror, I dunno if Tyra Banks would be worthy of this"
beer mirror by Chuck! November 6, 2005