mankle

verb, adjective, noun

1) To be a 'little off' or queerish.
2) A gay sausage.
3) To physically rape, toss or demolish someone/something.

Today I saw ben stumbling around with his gay lover. What a mankle.

I mankled his candy ass today for trying to steal money from me.

by Jake Vern August 4, 2006

mankle

verb, adjective, noun

1) To be a 'little off' or queerish.
2) A gay sausage.
3) To physically rape, toss or demolish someone/something.

Today I saw ben stumbling around with his gay lover. What a mankle.

I mankled his candy ass today for trying to steal money from me.

by Jake Vern August 4, 2006

munklefish

Term of endearment, friendly greeting for one who is well received.

Hello Munklefish, what you up to?

by Phill March 14, 2005

mingledwarf

one who bites fart bubbles (or any type of bubbles) underwater

Joe, you mingledwarf, go bite some bubbles.

by Ryan F., Nathan K., Shawn W., November 6, 2008

minoleum

When you get so drunk you can't do anything but lay face down on the floor in your own vomit.

location of origin is Texas panhandle

"Dude, You should have seen the minoleum at the party last night."

"You should have seen it i got minoleumed at the bar last night."

by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010

Minotaur Mingle

A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.

Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?

Unwilling Friend: no

by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014

mindless self indulgence

posting more than 9 definitions on urban dictionary. if you're prudent about this activity, this might help your marriage

jimmy is indulging himself mindlessly on urban dictionary again, yet somehow he still has time to excel in everything else. preposterous. mindless self indulgence

by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019