retarded monkey fuck

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

nigger monkey

a nigger who jumps from tree to tree, travels monkey-like in the city and/or jungle, woods.

Look at that nigger monkey run,

by reverendxblack December 30, 2008

Monkey Nigger

A person of African American descent. Typically a boo boo nig nog.

Craig: damn spooks broke into my car

Tony: it was probably that monkey nigger Slim down the road

by break da law November 8, 2018

smashed monkey

Corned Beef

"What's in the sandwich?"

"Smashed monkey"

"Oh...."

by LarrySanders February 6, 2009

mikeyed

A state of extreme drunkeness.
Symptons may include talking nonsense, instability, memory loss and singing badly.

I was totaly Mikeyed last night

by Mikey R Wilson January 14, 2008

Mikeybear

Mikeybear is the most aborable bear in the panda family. Mikeybears are very friendly and like to socialize with others. Mikeybears can often be found at the local bars ot playing xbox.

Mikeybear did the cutest thing today.

Mikeybear is playing xbox again.

by agm1101 February 5, 2010