hairy fun meter

When the life of the party starts to unbutton his shirt from the top due to his or her hotness, this exposing the hairy parts that are normally covered. The gauge of fun that the party is currently at.

Dude, this party rocks! Mike’s hairy fun meter is pegged at 11! I can see his pubes!

by Mikey311sd January 27, 2018

Canadian Teagan Meter

The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.

I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.

by Radial_Engine September 27, 2022

Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give to a scale of 1-10

The talk was super boring so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter, I gave him a zero

by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023

micro-meters

typically used by certain boys named alejo as a form of measurement

“hey i just measured with micro-meters” “wow that’s cool alejo, what were you measuring?” “...”

by skunk420... September 15, 2021

Giggle-meter

The amount that you laugh, measured on a meter

Yooo Jaxon, that joke you just told made my giggle-meter rise!!!

by Bigdaddywindowseller May 13, 2025

Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.

Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.

by Sprinkles The Death Dealer April 3, 2009

Dig Meter

A woman who moans progressively louder as you dig in her (degree of penetration). Measured in Digs (d^S-).

Wow she was loud she was really Dig Meter.

by Beesey Churger December 30, 2024