Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give to a scale of 1-10
The talk was super boring so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter, I gave him a zero
by Isuckox485 May 03, 2023
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meter made

adjective pertaining to ignorant right wing hate mongers that earn money by preying on the mentally challenged as long as the Nielsen meter allows
Glenn Beck's "meter made" philosophy changes with the ratings of Fox News.

Anita Bryant's anti-gay rhetoric was not meter made it was minute maid.
by tommychinese February 06, 2010
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Canadian Teagan Meter

The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.
I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.
by Radial_Engine September 27, 2022
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square meters

a howmanyever meter long line squared makes a square meter.
That carpet justin bought a few days ago was like...

3 square meters.
by some random ass kid January 18, 2022
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Skeeter Meter

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals
Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter
by McSkeet September 15, 2011
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unit meter

meter. (British: unit metre)
"Two unit meters can be enough."
by hydorus shui October 01, 2023
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