Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.

Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.

by Sprinkles The Death Dealer April 3, 2009

awesomeness meter

An imaginative measurement model used to calculate and provide the numerical value of a person's 'awesomeness' which ranges from two minimum and maximum levels (e.g. 1 - 100)

The higher the value on an awesomeness meter, the more 'awesome' a person is.

by Econometrician October 29, 2013

Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

flow meter

Refers to the meter of the total amount of fluid in the measured time interval at the selected time interval. Simply put, it is a meter used to measure the flow of fluid in a pipe or open channel.

The flowmeter is further divided into a differential pressure flowmeter, a rotameter, a throttle flowmeter, a slit flowmeter, a volumetric flowmeter, an electromagnetic flowmeter, an ultrasonic flowmeter, and the like. Classified by media: liquid flow meter and gas flow meter.

by 丽华 January 8, 2019

Meter Jacking

Meter jacking is when someone leaves a parking spot before the parking meter runs out so you park there until it expires

David: If you want Polito's we gotta park down the street
Henry: Bro just see if we can start meter jacking out front. It'll only take a couple minutes

by Yung Lazlo June 29, 2018

100 Meter Dash

A euphemism used to describe the obnoxiously fast way that a friend higher than Al Pacino on stimulants (usually amphetamine or methamphetamine) is walking ahead of you; legs fast arms slow, only a walk by definition, and at this point you have to mildly jog to keep up.

Lit. "SPIN THE BUB DUDEEEE!!!!!!!

*Tweaker friend meets up, obviously tweaking, while you proceed to keep up to him from slots to blackjack *

You: "Broman you been doin the 100 meter dash? Cause you still doin it just fyi."

*both laugh*

by 420Valkry May 17, 2018

health meter

A brand that makes scales

I bought a health meter branded scale and it said I weighed 400 pounds.

by mymothersmysister May 27, 2018