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Peter meter

Ones sense that the person standing in front of you is male even though they're dressed as a female.
I was at a bar and this person walked up to me. My Peter meter immediately went off knowing that she had a dick.
by Dingles01 July 1, 2024
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Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.
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Canadian Teagan Meter

The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.
I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.
by Radial_Engine September 27, 2022
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Giggle-meter

The amount that you laugh, measured on a meter
Yooo Jaxon, that joke you just told made my giggle-meter rise!!!
by Bigdaddywindowseller May 13, 2025
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micro-meters

typically used by certain boys named alejo as a form of measurement
“hey i just measured with micro-meters” “wow that’s cool alejo, what were you measuring?” “...”
by skunk420... September 15, 2021
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hairy fun meter

When the life of the party starts to unbutton his shirt from the top due to his or her hotness, this exposing the hairy parts that are normally covered. The gauge of fun that the party is currently at.
Dude, this party rocks! Mike’s hairy fun meter is pegged at 11! I can see his pubes!
by Mikey311sd January 27, 2018
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