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smart meter

A surveillance device attached to the side of your home without your consent. Smart meters ( or digital recording anmeters ) record and transmit via cell phone signal all the account holder's family activities relating to electricity use. Smart meters allow utilities to spy on your hydro use hour by hour, showing peaks and dips in energy consumption as little as 0.1 kwh. In Canada some utilities are sharing this personal info with local police departments without a warrant. ( a clear violation of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms )
Good Samaritan: Damn the cops raided my house and cut down my 5 marijuana plants.
Other Good Samaritan: Bummer how'd they know?
Good Samaritan: Lousy hydro utility gave them a year's worth of my smart meter data without a warrant.
by onewithagun October 6, 2012
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Give a Fuck Meter

This term is usually used when one does not care about anything... usually very angry and upset. Maybe just an ass hole but give the people who use this word a break because they may just be having a hard time in life.
wanna know where your problem runs on my give a fuck meter... it doesn't
by I do give a fuck! June 24, 2011
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Meteorologist

A person who gets paid to guess what the weather will be on a daily and weekly basis.
It's raining, but the meteorologist said it would be sunny and 75 for the fourth day in a row.
by Jesse114 January 15, 2019
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One who suffers of the eponymous disease.

The subject is always seeking for sun everywhere, even in places that are not commonly affected by this kind of natural phenomena, like Norway, Germany, Canada or the North Pole.
The subject shows a particular hostile reaction to rain and snow, and immediately starts to write status on Facebook to share these strange feelings.
The subject is often born in a Mediterranean zone, but living and working in a foreign land, where the winters are cold or extremely cold.
Example 1)

Normal guy: "Oh yes, it's snowing... what a marvellous landscape!"

Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM): "Oh shit, not again!"

Normal guy: "C'mon pal... we're living in Norway!!!"

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Example 2)

MMM typical Facebook status when it's raining: "It's raining. Shit."

MMM tyipical Facebook status when it's snowing: "Shit. It's snowing."
by Ade1623 December 20, 2010
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flangy meter

another word for a vagina, used as code so other people such as family members don't know what you are on about. can be shortened to simply flangy or flange.
'i like your flangy meter'
'i want your flangy meter right now'
'your flangy tastes good!'
by shpannah September 8, 2006
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Meteorshite

Mee-tea-oar-shy-t

The act in which one would take a massive shite from a great height
Mate, I just took a meteorshite off a high five.
by Cunting-linguist November 22, 2019
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meteoropathetic

When your mood is affected by something as irrelevant as the weather that you don't even interact with.
- Do you ever get sad because the weather outside is so gloomy?
- Yeah, there's a term for that. It's called being meteoropathetic. Get back to work.
by nraw_ March 11, 2021
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