heat merchant

A person who picks on others verbally by mocking and making jokes at their expense. Someone who commonly "roasts" their friends and acquaintances. Someone who brings the heat.

Reggie goes around the room picking out everyone's flaws and exposing them. His jokes are funny but not everyone can take the heat. He's such a heat merchant.

by YonkersHonkers March 9, 2008

rubs merchant

he or she who dispenses dirty rubs.

Anita is such a rubs merchant

by gabrielle September 10, 2003

Crystal Methany

A girl named Bethany. Wo likes Crystal Meth.

Frat Boy #1 - Dude! Did you see Crystal Methany last night?

Frat Boy #2 - Yeah! She smoked like a fistfull of dat shit!

by lulz.lulz. September 25, 2009

traveling merchant

The act of ejaculating behind your partner then spilling your seed on the back of your partners neck and the thick white substance flow down their back and into their rectum

Snookie:hey Arnold, can you give me a traveling merchant?
Arnold: I can't it will go against my governmental position

Snookie: well that sucks ass I'll go ask Kim kardashian

by shatbird January 7, 2012

Console Merchant

An individual who succeeds through the use of Aim Assist on Console platforms rather than his or her own skill.

Suji is such a console merchant, his controller is literally playing the game for him!

Ariel cant aim on his own, he needs aim assist to win games. He is such a console merchant.

by MLG420McSwaggerton February 28, 2022

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

merchandise

Something someone buys from someone to look like yet another zombie off another person's name brand.

I like Minecraft SOOO MUCH! I event bought all the merchandise for it!

I'm starting this new club, actually. We even have plans on creating merchandise for it!

by Smith dux Wurd June 19, 2017