meeting gemma

the well known method of telling the group that you are going for a wank without actually saying the words "masturbate furiously"

Liam: Alrite crew, Im going meeting gemma
Rory: Sure u are Liam, meeting gemma eh?!!
Liam: (Storms off and mentions something about candy asses)
Lads: He's gone wanking like peter on the dole

---a few moments later in a toilet cubicle---
Liam: fap fap fap

by shlonginator October 14, 2007

flash meeting

A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.

I was working on my part of the project, but then there was a flash meeting

by SLeepdepD September 29, 2011

Gibraltar Meeting

Spanish slang for spending extra time in bed on a morning or taking an extended lunch.

Instead of a Spanish employee saying they want to stay in bed or have a 4 hour lunch, they say `I have an important Gibraltar meeting`.

by Earl Grey June 30, 2007

Truck meet

Where a group of queers come together in a parking lot to try and pull sluts. All you find at these places is wanna be country boys flexing with what momma and daddy bought them.

I’m gonna pull up to the truck meet at cookout to try and impress Hailey with my truck but then not smash because I’m embarrassed of my small dick.

by Mike Oxlong6969 January 14, 2021

staff meeting

An after work toke amongst co-workers and their rides

"You & my girlfriend used to work together?"
"Yeah, we used to toke after work all the time"
"Well, she's picking me up at close; Staff Meeting?"

by Anthony MacNeil January 29, 2007

house meeting

The coming together of house mates or roomates (whether they be friends or family) in which matters concerning living together in the house are discussed, and grievances are aired.

AKA Family Meeting

i.e.
Chores, or relationship matters, or things of importance to everyone concerned in the living situation.

CHappelle's Show - Mad Real World
The white guy is getting kicked out of the house, one of his ghetto roommates declares a house meeting.

"We need to have a house meetin' ya'll"

by dr. fantastic November 12, 2009

Zoom Meeting

When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.

“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “

Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.

Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.

Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.

by ZombieManager April 5, 2022