mechanical placebo

An impressive looking device or scheme, that in fact, does nothing. It is commonly believed that pedestrian controlled traffic signals and signs warning that police monitor speeders by aircraft, are blatant examples.

Why are you pushing the "close" door on this elevator? It's just a mechanical placebo.

by Bill Peters August 11, 2006

Mechafanboy

Someone who gets off on Mecha Anime. See Mecha and Anime in the list.

ie. Matt

by YoMamma July 7, 2003

cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically a gynecologist, or other professional such as a midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women , who induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

by Guy Dalziel July 16, 2008

Mechanic

A mechanic is a person that has sex with transsexuals. A mechanic is known to "work on trannys."

He hangs around with trannys because he is a mechanic.

by The Order of The Crow November 2, 2010

mechahitler

the true form of the chosen one. his power is yet to be awakened.

Mechahitler started the Halocaust 2.0

by dbeasdasdwdadwdawbean boibean May 10, 2018

Mechanic's Arm

A mechanic's arm is what happens when you wank too much; one arm becomes more muscular than the other. Someone who lies on their back all day tightening nuts.

John: "Jaidon, you've probably got mechanic's arm from her Facebook photos".

Jaidon: "Ha ha, very funny."

by Phrewb October 31, 2011

mechanical bullriding contest

Slam-dunk contest for white people

1. The mechanical bullriding contest in Urban Cowboy is a rare glimpse into the nocturnal activities of white people.
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"

by Dem Franchize Boyz November 9, 2004