Maya

Maya’s suck penis. They are odd young ladies that are down for a surprise. They are also offended raped, and look somewhat like nerds. Often times they have hexagonal noses. They are gay.
Damn, that Maya has an odd nose.
by epicncoolstuff January 09, 2019
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Maya is a cheating, lying, manipulative, piece of shit.
by thesilentstoner January 21, 2020
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That Maya thot that fucked you up when you were 13. You wanted to bang her but didn't have any protection for the pee-pee. However, she still wanted to get pregnant so you did it anyway. Maya was that bitch that walked round in tight yoga pants and a t-shirt and got pissed when people perved but secretly likes it. when you fuck its not just a fuck she's the kinkiest fuck you're ever going to have but you're never going to forget it.
Yea man I did maya once and almost had kids, damn that was fucked
I came in her ass and when I pulled out I had half a ton of her crusty shit on my cock
by Ameracan fredom May 30, 2020
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a really cool girl ,often misunderstood. she is really nice and understanding and deserves the best.
i want a maya.
by gardenofpinkthorns October 03, 2018
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maya - maya is sexy ass bitch

maya - bro ik she so cute like frfr
by lol_u_ugly_jada March 05, 2019
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A super hot amazing girl every guy wants. She is incredibly sexy and is often mistaken for a goddess. Mayas are often envied by other women, because they are good at EVERYTHING. Any guy would be very lucky to have a Maya, not only because they are pleasing to the eyes.
Boy: HAH! I got with a maya last night
Other boy: NO WAY! You are the luckiest man alive.
Boy: I know...
by helga shwantzinfegger August 23, 2009
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1. sidartha gautama (buddha)'s mother
2. hindu goddess
3. a super hot and amazing woman

guy 1 - how was your weekend?
guy 2 - it was awesome, i went on a hot date with maya.
by express4u May 19, 2008
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