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Matthew is a nice, cute, funny guy! He likes listening to music and playing Mario Kart like a boss! :3 He's the kind of guy that every girl needs in her life. He is a great kisser too!
I love ya Matthew ;)
by Mattchu145 May 27, 2017
Get the Matthew mug.A common pseudonym used by professional and contract killers, political, economic or otherwise as an allusion to the Biblical apostle of Jesus Christ, Matthew, who was also known as the "Tax Collector". This reference is to the collection of a fee or "tax" in exchange for the act of assassination.
To claim Matthew as a Client, friend, associate or contact:
"I have a meeting with Matthew this afternoon."
To claim that Matthew will tend to an issue or incident:
"See that Matthew tends to the problem."
To reference Matthew as a solution to a problem:
"Matthew is good with these situations."
"I have a meeting with Matthew this afternoon."
To claim that Matthew will tend to an issue or incident:
"See that Matthew tends to the problem."
To reference Matthew as a solution to a problem:
"Matthew is good with these situations."
by the Mechanist July 26, 2009
Get the Matthew mug.Dave Matthews Band Syndrome (D.M.B.S.) is a negative characteristic of something, which is otherwise enjoyable, but you are forced to HATE because said something's fans lack the ability to shut the fuck up about how much they love it.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic suffers from Dave Matthews Band Syndrome. See also The New York Yankees, Metallica, and Harry Potter.
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An extremely Caucasian(white) person who is a try hard at basketball. He likes to masturbate, however, due to the fact that he has such a tiny dick, he has to use tweezers.
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