Rectillious Dildous Maximus

The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.

person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?

person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!

by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010

lolius maximus

to lawl to your maxium ability!

person 1 - I play WoW!
person 2 - lolius maximus.

by Dusty *cHoPPA & The Montinator August 3, 2006

maximum loadage

when you truly believe something wieghs way to much.and wants to get on an elevater with you or in your car..elephants ..fat chicks ...wrecking balls,,,

that fat chick wanted a ride in my car but she exeeded the maximum loadage paramiters of this vehicles specs....

by last star fighter August 31, 2007

maximumification

to fully express feelings of joy that maximum cannot completely cover.

That is amazing to the maximumification!

by Emmypoo May 6, 2007

Matiu

Matiu is usually a brown haired and trusting brown eyed boy. He is a very #sexy and loyal man who is always got a big smile on. He generally is very compassionate with the the girls and loves any opportunity for a hug or cuddle.

Girls if you ever get a Matiu as a boyfriend be sure to keep him close and keep that smile on his face. after all he is a strong hearted and loyal man.

Matiu is a kind hearted and #muscley amazing guy.

by #secretwatcher May 31, 2019

maximum blow job

A blow job that gives 110% giving the shaft, balls, gooch, and (for the real freaks) some anal finger play. This is the type of blow job that leaves your legs quivering and makes you busy a massive load. Typically, a maximum blow job is best performed by a person without a strong gag reflex. It can also include in the introduction of certain toys that enhance the experience.

Dude she gave me a maximum blow job. Had me walking like a newborn faun after.

by Aminusvox September 22, 2019

Maximum Burnout

Catchy nickname for the People's Party of Canada founder Maxime Bernier.

Did you guys vote for Maximum Burnout in the last election?

by Cowman133 August 10, 2020