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Machan

Covertly ntering your partner from behind while under the guise of doing it doggy-style. As soon as he.she relaxes, screaming "Look out-Big Bird!" and vomiting on his/her head. Also can be used to describe having anal sex with multiple partners in a train fashion when vomiting on the person in front of you when one person yells "Look out! Big Bird".
Kevin had a bunch of circus midgets over at his trailer last night and they all Machaned - it was a mess.
by Chris P November 26, 2004
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Matchbook Romance

Is one of the greatest bands on earth....buy their new cd....it rocks
If you've never heard of Matchbook Romance download the songs My Eyes Burn, Promise, PLaying For Keeps....then buy the cd
by Keri September 21, 2004
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Machans

Machans is an extended slang version of the word "macha". It is technically used to address a friend in the "yo-est" and the "coolest" possible manner.

A person who actually addresses you as a "Machans". is usually black and dyslexic and owns a Jetta.

He is a person who, on listening to Heavyweight, accelerates from 15kmph to 150 kmph in 1/10th of a second.
" Yo, Machans. I got my new Jettas.. "
by CoolSahil September 30, 2011
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Match Slut

Usually refers to a female, one who constantly goes on dates with different men she meets on match.com just for the free dinners or to feel desired.
Butterflylove259 is a total Match Slut so don't even bother giving her an E-Wink.
by onad666 November 24, 2009
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burnt match

by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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matchablossomsfan

P1: hey have you heard of matchablossomsfan?
P2: no
P1: what?! theyre the best person ever!
by DefinitelynotMia💪 December 5, 2021
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match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross
1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties
by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010
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