-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms
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"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
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an event in hacky sack. When "masturbate" is called during play, everyone must touch the sack once each after kicking it, then pass it to the next person. It refers to masturbation involving "touching your sack"
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Get the Masturbate mug.Nas-chew-lit (noun) nasty, grimy, sometimes slimy dirt that covers an object. (adjective) describing something that is covered in nastulate
The bathtub in the commercial for the cleaner was covered in nastulate.
The nastulate house was vacant for some time and needed a deep cleaning before it would be livable.
The nastulate house was vacant for some time and needed a deep cleaning before it would be livable.
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