Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

Masturdate

In the era of COVID and online dating, a scheduled rendezvous via video call for mutual self-pleasuring.

My boyfriend lives in Arizona, but we have a masturdate at least twice a week.

by Myriam Webster August 19, 2021

masturbate

an event in hacky sack. When "masturbate" is called during play, everyone must touch the sack once each after kicking it, then pass it to the next person. It refers to masturbation involving "touching your sack"

When peter called "masturbate," david faltered by forgetting to touch the hack once.

by Mars November 9, 2003

masturbater

Inaccurate spelling of masturbator.

Uncle Fucker, the masturbater from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.

by dionyziz December 3, 2007

Masturbate

to "pull the goalie, wank it, jerk it, or to have solo-sex"

little time pulled the goalie but didn't tell his mom he was wanking it.

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Nastulate

Nas-chew-lit (noun) nasty, grimy, sometimes slimy dirt that covers an object. (adjective) describing something that is covered in nastulate

The bathtub in the commercial for the cleaner was covered in nastulate.

The nastulate house was vacant for some time and needed a deep cleaning before it would be livable.

by ftwgno October 12, 2009

Mastacated

To completely tear something or someone apart.

"Did you see how bad that guy got beat?"

"Yeah, he got mastacated."

by FaShizzle March 6, 2004