Married

Well, if it was as easy as throwing myself at a fat cock I'd be married too.
Hym "We can't all just throw ourselves at a every fat cock we meet and never work out a day in our lives. Go watch Bill Burr's 'women have no game' clip from his podcast and then say that shit again. I'd be married too if all I had to do was sit around and wait for the opposite sex to interact with me."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2023
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will you marrie mme

The most beautiful girl in the world that you definitely would ask/let steal your heart because she has charm and is super funny.
31yrs & still a boy - will you marrie mme?
by imnomidget February 07, 2021
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Marry your friends oc day

U like your friends oc(original character)?well use this day marry them,June 1st marry your friends oc day
You:I I’m gonna marry your oc

Friend:What no you can’t

You:yes I can it’s marry your friends oc day
by Eggy eggs June 01, 2021
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Is BTS Namjoon getting married? Invite me! Hehe
Is BTS Namjoon getting married? Invite me! Hehe
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Married in spirit

A nontraditional marriage where there is no legal binding to the two (or sometimes more) in there marriage. It can be by choice
"My ex husband are just "married in spirit" so we don't have to go through with all the ceremony and legal stuff.
by Theamazinggeek February 23, 2018
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Will you marry me?

That's not how you do that...
Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."
by Hym Iam April 04, 2024
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marri-ann

She is very amazing always smiling and laughing and always great to be around but u Alf to be very very smart not to get her mad she’s very scary lol but she’s super awesome
Have u heard about marri-Ann, she is a amazing person I’ll introduce u to here.
by Housemen17 November 28, 2017
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