marriage

Marriage: a legal union between a man and a woman.
Garriage: a legal union between two men.
Larriage: a legal union between two women.
Barriage: a legal union between two bisexuals.
Tarriage: a legal union between two transgenders.
Sparriage: a legal union between a human and another species.
Shamarriage: a legal union of convenience.
Sharriage: a legal union specifically between a man and a sheep.
Swarriage: a legal union specifically between a woman and a swan.
Turduckenarriage: a legal union between a turkey, duck and chicken. (Over-rated.)
Haliarrage: a legal union between a human and E.T. or other alien.
Polyarriage: a legal union between three or more.

What's so magical about the word marriage?

Straight fellow: If I get married I don't want people asking, "what's his name".

Gay fellow: If I get married, I don't want someone to ask, "what's *her* name."

You get the idea. Regardless, most mglbtspshamshswturkendenalipolyharriages will end in one word for which no hair-splitting is required: divorce.

by catcarouser October 21, 2013

gay marriage

It's a great issue now allowed in Spain. Come all queens and dikes to Spain!!

Manolo y Carlos now can get married in Spain.

by Sudata April 28, 2005

gay marriage

1. You're born Gay you can't turn Gay so if lots of gay couples got married it would not change straight people at all

2. Theres too many people reproducing anyway in 50 years they'll be hardly room left on the planet

3. Its the love that counts

Retard: OMGZ GAY MARRIAGE IS LYK SO WRONG FAGS

Cool Person: Fuck you bible basher

by EyeLoomer November 1, 2004

Some-sex marriage

A marriage where sex is almost non-existent. According to many sex therapists, sex between married partners less than 12 times a year is considered a sexless marriage. This is a some-sex marriage.

Jill took pity on John and had sex once a month. They had a "some-sex marriage".

by Glen Allen March 23, 2011

marriage

A failing institution people believe will seal their love for each other, or help cut their taxes.

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes debt, arguing, divorce.

by definingmyworld November 3, 2008

boston marriage

Two lesbians living together in a non-sexual or sexually ambiguous relationship.

Barb and Judy sleep in seperate beds--it's a Boston marriage.

by Will J. Pa. May 21, 2006

love and marriage unit

In Catholic and other religious schools the term applies to the phase of teaching dealing with issues of love and marriage. It is also a handy name for one's penis.

I think I'll let the old lady suck my love and marriage unit.

by Poopla May 18, 2006