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Martin

Do Not underestimate him. He will beat you in Cards Against Humanity and at everything else in life. He will destroy you. He is All Powerful, a cider obsessed deity. Has flowing, beautiful, luscious, soft locks of gleaming light brown hair. Soft as mashpotatos. His hair is as soft as his personality, but once again, do not underestimate his BDE.
Martin, you are a very handsome man.
by Watermellllon December 16, 2018
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Aston Martin One-77

Sweet car. Incredibly fast, with a top speed of 240 MPH, even more with NOS. Price: 2.3-2.8 Million. Amazing to drive. Makes Ferrari look like a Toyota. Aston Martin's newest car, and the most expensive car of 2008-09. V12 engine
Dude A: Dude! Check out that Enzo!
Dude B: Na, Aston Martin One-77 beats the shit outta that car!
by JakesAngel September 12, 2009
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Martin

Pronounced MAR-tin.
Contain 2 syllables.
Of Latin origin and it's meaning is 'dedicated to Mars'
It is the 206th most popular name in the U.S.

Martins are usually very tall, slender and cute. They are musically inclined and very talented. Typically, they are sweet, caring and thoughtful. They are also a little nerdy, but incredibly attractive at the same time. Martins are sometimes shy but very friendly. Often described as awesome, magnificent, hunky, charming, compelling, peachy, sexy and perfect. Overall, Martins are generally very lovable people, you can't go wrong when your name is Martin.
I LOVE MARTINS!
HOLY CRAP, that boy over there is a real looker!

Yeah, he's a Martin.
by Lilahh4 May 31, 2010
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Chops Martin

1. (n) A southern hick that loves to kill cows and pretend to fuck hookers. Originated in Bunker Hill.He also believes that the south will rise again.
2. (adj) A strange obsession with video games and a woman named Hayley.
3. (v) To hit a cow over the head with a hammer, because a gun wouldn't stun him, and then shoot it repeatedly in the head.

4. (adj) A very hairy son of a bitch.
1.Did that guy just pull a Chops Martin? Yea that cow is fucked!
2. Is that guy a Chops Martin? I think so, he has a confederate flag tattoo and keeps hitting on Hayley.
3. Is that big foot? Nope, thats Chops Martin!
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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.

2. Where fun goes to die.

3. A college where kids run away during orientation.

4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.

5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.
"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."

"what the fuck is that?"
by 4/c Kelleher haha June 2, 2006
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martin scorsese

Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Gangs of New York, The Aviator, After Hours, Casino - 'Nuff said.
by SuperSonicX September 6, 2005
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Martin Luther

Founder of Protestantism and bestselling author of On The Jews and their Lies (seriously a real book, just look on Wikipedia). And P.B.S. really likes him.
Martin Luther is the big daddy of Protestantism.
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