Sam Malone

A sex act named for Ted Danson's womanizing bartender on the Sitcom "Cheers". To Perform the Sam Malone, a man receives fellatio from a woman (or man). He waits until he is near climax, then pulls out of his partner's mouth, and gouges them in the eyes with his pre-cum slickened unit, temporarily blinding them. He then pushes them down, finishes on their face, then stands up and yells "Cheers,Bitch!"

I gave my girlfriend the Sam Malone, and spent the night in a holding cell.

by Street Scientologist June 13, 2006

Marine

a man or woman of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his or her brave deeds and noble qualities. Born to fight, trained to kill, ready to die but never will. Marines I see as two breeds, Rottweilers or Dobermans, because Marines come in two varieties, big and mean, or skinny and mean. They're aggressive on the attack and tenacious on defense. They've got really short hair and they always go for the throat.
RAdm. "Jay" R. Stark, USN; 10 November
1995

The people of creed and class,
Of every country and clime
Have paid their respects to the Stars and Stripes
At one or another time;
At times they raise trouble among themselves,
And some one must intervene
Then the best man to send, so the President says
Is a United States Marine.
—Pvt C. Hundertmark, “Recruiter’s Bulletin,” April 1915

by LCplV2002 March 29, 2010

Austin Mahone

A sweet,funny, and hot 15 year old on you tube. he sings covers of his favorite songs, including Baby(Justin Bieber) and The Lazy Song(Bruno Mars) and is rising to the top of fame.

He has also nicknamed his fans. Austin has read his fan mail, and even announced that he has products now available for fans to buy.

Girl 1: Have you heard of Austin Mahone?
Girl 2: well, that hot guy that sings?
Girl 2:DUH!!!

by Max Johnston September 24, 2011

Marinel

Energetic person, people love being around her and is a leader for all. Funny person and is a winter lover. Most likely to be artistic and creative. Looks tough but inside soft and caring. Very shy when around lover. Yes Marinel that is!

Energetic person, people love being around her and is a leader for all. Funny person and is a winter lover. Most likely to be artistic and creative. Looks tough but inside soft and caring. Very shy when around lover. Marinel will be that

by blapº June 24, 2014

Mud Marine

Any Marine with an Infantry military occupational specialty.

Army Paratrooper: "So, you're a Marine? Are you a Mud Marine?"
U.S. Marine: "You damned right! 0311 Infantry! Oorah!"

by DSGT July 4, 2016

Seattle Mariners

The Cleveland Browns of baseball.

When was the last time the Seattle Mariners made the playoffs, you ask? 2001: the year they won 116 games, a MLB record, and still didn't even make it to the World Series. Even the Browns have been more successful.

by thisistheyear June 9, 2018

Seattle Mariners

My favorite team in the MLB. Yet they are by far the stupidest. They have had the greats of baseball. Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Alvin Davis, John Olerud, Bret Boone, Harold Reynolds, Jim Presley, Mike Blowers, Dan Wilson, Edgar Martinez, Carlos Guillen, Jay Buhner, Julio Cruz, Mark Langston, Gaylord Perry, Jamie Moyer, Floyd Bannister, Kaz Sazaki, Bill Caudill, Mike Schooler, and Edwin Nunez. All of these players were all greats of their time, but could never put together a championship run. This '08 season was supposed to be great with a possible run at a championship but at the all star break, the mariners are 21 games below .500. Great team to root for if you are from the northwest, because there are no other teams around. But if you are from anywhere else in the US, you want nothing to do with the mariners.

1-Who's your favorite team?
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.

by LnknPrk.FFghtrs August 11, 2008