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He really enjoys cars, driving them without a license too. He thinks he's cool for it, when in reality people just see him as another downie. Legend has it a Markos usually withhold an IQ of 1.99 on average, which is quite reasonable considering other traits he has received from his family i.e. unsymmetrical face, inability to process his own language, 1 incher, incel attributes (inability to attract any form of creature), and just overall habit of being an unseasoned swine. He usually hangs out with other low IQ lifeforms, such as a rare and wild breed of batmansasha, aka sashslayer.
by EpicVeleitys August 7, 2021
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A cool very cool person also hes cool if i didnt mention that. also funnie. Also a giga chad god at fortnite and payday and carries trash players.
OMG! That person is so fucking cool hes a Marko.
by super idol November 8, 2021
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a guy with the biggest toe you'll ever seen
but he is extra cute
Guy 1: Have you seen that toe?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that's normal for Marko
by childofburningtime November 20, 2021
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Marko is a married man. His wife made him forget all of his friends. R.I.P Marko. His middle name iz Bore.
Marko you can't go out today, we are watching Netflix tonight.
by BigDickyFuckyou November 21, 2021
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Random person: Marko, you truly look like Marko
Marko: Ye
by AnFingLegend November 21, 2021
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Marko is a god name. Not much explanation needed. Marko is somebody you probably already know for stealing ur girl and coming over for a sleepover with your sister. I wish I was Marko
Marko just owned me

Marko is the hottest person I ever seen
by Josshay November 21, 2021
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He is the fucking sexiest being on the planet. omg he is so good at rocket league i was told he was called by justin and squishy, but he rejected cuz he is to good for them and he has his crew iDJEMO(they are totally trash but he is carrying all the time). he gets all the girls he is like a magnet omg how is he so hot. He will always be there for you he will never give you up he will never let you down... but rly i cannot stress this enough he is SOOOO good in bed he is like a god if gods fuck he is the best of them you should rly fuck him. being his friend is like the best thing in the world just dont get on his bad side cuz then u fucked up you wont know what hit you. in conclusion marko is the best thing that can happen to you
o my gooddd he is soo markooo
by Sara17 November 21, 2021
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