Marko

He really enjoys cars, driving them without a license too. He thinks he's cool for it, when in reality people just see him as another downie. Legend has it a Markos usually withhold an IQ of 1.99 on average, which is quite reasonable considering other traits he has received from his family i.e. unsymmetrical face, inability to process his own language, 1 incher, incel attributes (inability to attract any form of creature), and just overall habit of being an unseasoned swine. He usually hangs out with other low IQ lifeforms, such as a rare and wild breed of batmansasha, aka sashslayer.
by EpicVeleitys August 07, 2021
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