Maria

She is a girl who we can kill when we get 100 signatures. She has a tiny wee wee. She has a very serious medical condition where she cant go more than 2 minutes without sucking dick. She likes Panic at the disco. She is married to Brendon Urie.

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Maria sucked jaylins dick last night.

by Me no succ dicc April 10, 2019

Maria

She’s a slutty ass bitch

Maria is a slut

by Bestfran666 July 1, 2020

Maria

Maria is that Hispanic with lots of chusma and sassy

Maria!

Maria: que quieres coño de su madre

by ThatHispanic..120 October 17, 2019

Maria

A very nice girl. Very sensitive and might be afraid to show her feelings. She is very good at lying, but will never tell ;) She is usually a loner at school and might have one or two close friends.

Did you see Maria over there?

by MariaR/Parakeet777 October 16, 2019

Maria

When asked what’s a Maria ,everyone will look at you weird and ask the fuck is a Maria

Yo my dad is just like Maria ( non existent) tyrone proceeds to cry

by YYXXMDN September 18, 2019

Maria

Maria. Shy. Pretty. Hates people who wants to be in their pants. Loves hoodies and hides in them to avoid body shame. Garrisons are her best friend

Look it’s a wild Maria

by I eat toes July 14, 2020

Maria

An alcoholic Scouse. Can't get enough of the drink. When she's not drinking shes looking for her missing bottle top whilst scoffing cheese and making passive aggressive post-it notes for the thermostat

Cheese for dinner again? Thats so Maria

She had a whole lasagna and a bucket of Dr Pepper for dinner? Thats Maria

by WineCheese December 5, 2019