iron maiden

Iron Maiden. What to say? Iron Maiden is the greatest metal band to have ever existed, ever, and there is no arguing. Steve Harris is a fucking genius songwriter, not to mention the most Godlike bassist who EVER LIVED. You could basically cut off his hands, and he'd still be better than Les Claypool. He's that good. Don't forget, Bruce Dickinson is the most amazing singer, Dave Murray, Adrian Smith, and Janick Gers are the most amazing guitarists, and Nicko McBrain is the most amazing drummer to ever set foot anywhere in space. Ever.

Iron Maiden is not to be argued with, because their mascot Eddie, who is the fucking beastliest, coolest mascot EVER, will rip your head off. They are the greatest band ever, and people that like metal, but not Iron Maiden, should have their nipples ripped off and glued to their eyeballs.

Iron Maiden's best song is either "Hallowed be thy Name", "The Trooper", "Killers", or "Rime of the Ancient Mariner".

Maybe "Aces High".

Maidenhead: Iron Maiden fuckin roxorz my soxorz.
Fuckingdouche: Iron Maiden sucks.
*Maidenhead then proceeds to rip Fuckingdouche's pubic hair out and staple it to Fuckingdouche's face.
Fuckingdouche: You've converted me... Iron Maiden is fucking amazing.
Maidenhead: Damn straight.

by the one who worships Iron Maiden April 12, 2006

Mahidhar

Coolest when comes to happiest issues.. The most angry and serious when there is delay in work. Gentleman and very good. Lovable person of tanuja mostly. More nicknames are put to him. Funniest guy. One of his lovable person keeps his petname as comic which would will be super popular . Love action movies and thrillers.

Love will be more from girls and obidient person.but a small defect, easily fooled. Think before you do something or trust while believing a person.

Hey! Mahidhar i love the way you do your things and i like putting your petname as comic. I love it❤.

by TaNMaH April 14, 2021

Iron Maiden

One of the best if not the best band ever. Some of their best songs are: The Trooper, Hallowed Be Thy Name, Wasted Years, Stranger In A Strange Land, Aces High, and their best song and most underrated song is Caught Somewhere In Time.

Dude I was in such a shitty mood and then I listened to Caught Somewhere In Time by Iron Maiden and I have felt fucking great ever since.

by Fan of Good Music September 25, 2009

adam majid

kid thats a savage player. generally is a class clown but also loved by everyone. had his girl stolen by his bud

Ay, is that the adam majid that got his girl stolen by azhar?

by lel imma stay invisble xD June 27, 2020

Maidunno

The written representation of "Ummm" and "I dunno"
Combined into one grand word.

Steeve: Wanna go to the movies?
Leah: Maidunno.
Steeve:You're such a buzz kill.

by Lights of nero August 9, 2006

maidenhead oil

1) Linseed oil, used for treating the decorative wooden lady figurine on the bow of wood hulled sailing ships.

2) Slang term for female wetness, the slick moistened fluid from the vagina when girls get excited.

3) Pussy juice, incorrectly defined as "maiden oil".

I hooked up with a chick the other night and she was dry as a bone, not a dop a maidenhead oil to be found.

by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015

maido

It's like a normal maid but need's one less vector to be drawn (2D>3D), meaning it's more efficient performance-wise (and also prettier and hotter).

Mom: Have you finished cleaning your room?
Me: No mom, but my maido will do it once I finish her route!

by Traqueia Vistosa May 24, 2017