Manderness

Resulting from insufficient manscaping. When a man has a lot of body hair that he needs to take care of. A combination of "man" and "wilderness".

His back is so hairy, it's a manderness!

by strasedon March 23, 2011

He-Manned

When your head becomes lodged in your asshole.

"Whoa! That dude just got he-manned!"

"Don't make me he-man you."

by Stonehenge215 February 11, 2010

Pamela Manderson

When a blonde bombshell type does not live up to the 'Baywatch' star's looks and resembles a male.

Epiphany: 'Hey babe, wanna buy me a drink?'
Brad: 'Back off Pamela Manderson.'

by Doctor Dickson Poon November 21, 2011

maneriod

When a male goes through a hormonal time of the month, often experiencing drastic changes of temperment and moodiness. While very similar to the menstruation period of a woman, no bleeding from sexual organs is involved.

Dude, why are you actin like such a fucker? Are you on your maneriod?

by BigSex August 17, 2008

Testicular Mancer

When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.

Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.

One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"

Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."

by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008

Manners

authority or rule of another: to be under someone's manners

~Are you going to watch the game down the pub tonight?
- No, Sarah wants me to cook dinner tonight.
~You are under that girls manners mate.
or
~That is manners mate.

by NixSeb July 16, 2009

Manners

patronising exclamation of implied authority over another; often after a physical request

~Go get my lighter from the car bruv?
- On return
~Manners!

by NixSeb July 16, 2009