manaconda

I word I made up to call my unusually large schlong....anything less than 8 inches is a "miniconda"

its not my fault your wife wanted my "manaconda"

by skankbastard December 29, 2004

Malapay Sacheetoe

Shanghai Chinese for "Mother Fucking Bastard". (My Chinese wife taught me this one)

That guy in the Asian meat market is clubbing the live fish I just bought over the head with a 2X4. Malapay Sacheeto!

by Emeril November 21, 2003

malapopism

A misplaced pop culture reference, usually caused by confusing similar names or words, and referring to someone/something irrelevant or ridiculous in context.

As with a malapropism, the confusion and result are similar; however, rather than confusing the meaning of standard English words, one is confusing similar-sounding names & pop culture references.

A malapopism can also occur when someone is unaware of the fact that the same name refers to a different person/thing/event, and makes an inappropriate reference based on that mistaken assumption.

Both kinds of malapopisms (similar names; same name but different people) in conversation:

Jen: The Cottingley fairies were a hoax, and Arthur Conan Doyle was fooled. James Randi's book tells all about it.
Arshad: Damn fairies, always wanting to restrict the free market! :)
Everyone: *stares blankly*
Arshad: You know... all that Libertarian stuff Randi wrote?
Everyone: Oh, you mean Ayn Rand!
Arshad: ohhh.

Who were the Senators from Illinois before Obama and Durbin?
Well, before Durbin was Paul Simon...
Hah, did he sing "Sound of Silence" to the Senate?
Dude, that's not the same Paul Simon!

by my name is Cos April 2, 2009

Mana

That short little japanese thing

Guy 1: yo whos that cute little japanese thing?

Guy 2: oh thats mana kawai

by Khejsjsns September 11, 2018

mind manacle

A man or woman with whom a person falls in love, but is unresponsive to the pursuer's advances. Such a scenario can take months or years to forget.

I loved her so much that I was about to ditch the wife and kids for her, but she just wanted to be "friends." Now it is two years later, and I still can't get her out of my mind. She is a mind manacle.

by IM3 January 20, 2008

Manabate

To masterbate with steel wool and freeze your wang with liquid nitrogen and then cut it off then use it as a dildo in a girls asshole

Manabate is good on rainy days

by pedro vasquez96 June 28, 2010

mana drain

any person or event that is a total kill joy and vacuums the fun out of life.

A flat tire on the way to the concert of your favorite band ... Mana drain.

Don't be such a mana drain.

by Jennie5366 May 21, 2009