malcolm

a woman usually a teacher probably of
(english or history, you know one of those bitchy ones) who shows towards strong tendencies towards towards dikeisim. this woman is usually "married" but keeps her madden name. she shows a strong prejudice to men for no real reason. basically a mean ass woman who is always on the rag.

dude that fuckin english teacher was totally a Malcolm, she hates all the guys in the class.

by queerbear March 21, 2008

Mallory

A quiet girl who tries her best to make everyone happy. Many take advantage of her kindness for their own benefit. Mallory is someone who never shows her emotions or opinions. Someone who is not outgoing or popular and suffers from social anxiety. She has a charismatic attitude and love for creating and listening to music.

"That girl is too nice, she is such a Mallory. "

Roy: "Man, I have never heard that girl speak."
Jerry: "Yeah bro I know, it's because she's a Mallory."

by Gwendolyn:) February 5, 2017

malcom x

A muslim civil rights activists in America. His real name is Malik Shabaz. Thanks to him and others people of all ethnicity are "equal" in the US.

Malcom X was a great man.

by Ahmed Bhuiyan April 3, 2005

Malcolmaniac

A die-hard fan of the enormously talented Ryan Malcolm. Malcolmaniacs are those who keep up to date on Ryan's career, buy his albums, attend his concerts, chat on his message board, or anything else that may contibute to supporting his career.

Malcolmaniacs are the best fans a guy could ever ask for!

by Natalie February 15, 2005

Malcolm

The opposite of a catalyst, a Malcolm will act as a retardent to any process, slowing it to the point where the rate of advancement of any task is almost immeasurably slow.

The job was running on schedule but, since we started using Malcolm, we're not even anticipating an end date anymore.

by Fles December 1, 2010

Captain Maalox

A superhero who uses his fecal bag as a weapon. He fights crime for the sake of butt-sex. He also has an intimate relationship with his step-dad, Bill.

Bill: Captain Maalox, get in here and let me do you up the butt.

by Derick Fox April 9, 2005

Malcolm

The neighborhood creeper. Very funny and friendly, but sometimes a little too friendly...

Dear Lucia,

This morning I logged on to facebook, to gladly see that I have received 12 notifications. Although, I was not glad to see that approximately 8 of those notifications were from you liking my comments or posting in a group. Therefore, I have decided to comment rape you, which is probably why you are going to have like 20 notifications.

Sincerely,
Malcolm

Lucia- great

Malcolm- ok im done. how many notifications was that?

Lucia- 40. i hate you.

by mccauleycaulkin :D July 4, 2011