Madonna

California slang name for Cocaine

before we head out to the club, we have to pick up Madonna.

by SujfatS November 6, 2014

Maddox.xmission.com

See Maddox to find out what his page is about. Or, just go to thebestpageintheuniverse.com or Maddox.xmission.com.

Maddox has the most kickass page in the Universe. Just check out his website. WARNING: If you are a major pussy and can't handle people making fun of things you like, don't go there and then send Maddox hatemail, because he doesn't give a shit about what you have to say.

by I AM Canadian August 5, 2004

Ask Madden

Having to ask permission of your girlfriend's very old father to marry her.
Whether he likes you or not this will be a laborious, time-consuming and generally annoying process.

Rod: I think she's the one.

Todd: Don't you have to ask Madden first?

Rod; Oh man you're right, that'll take forever, I better get on that.

by ButterMyBiscuits April 28, 2011

maddox.xmission.com

"The Best Page in the Universe." Run by Maddox the Pirate.

I especially like his articles on X-Box and Contra 3.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 13, 2003

maddox

Popular blog-style website written by sociopathic nerd George Ouzounian, whose idea of satire is ugly Chuck Norris style rants about women, vegetarians, films and the like

15 year-old male: "Maddox's website kicks your website's ass, dipshit."

by dbsjakb March 10, 2008

madonna

An extremely talented marketer, who over more than twenty years has excelled in the aggressive selling of an otherwise not particularly desirable product -- herself. A triumph of style over substance. Her acting talent was recognized by her being awarded a special “Worst actress of the century” Razzie at the 2000 Golden Raspberry awards. (Has since seen the light and given up on acting). Also an author, her best known work being 1992’s “Sex”, which was sold sealed in plastic -- not because it was obscene, but because no one would have bought it if they were able to see how lame the contents really were. Also supposedly a musician.

Madonna has staying power in the public eye, although I've never been able to figure out why.

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 22, 2006

Maddog

A typical Australian male teenager aged between 18 - 35 years old.

A 'Maddog' is a male who loves "gettin' on the piss" (consuming a lot of Alcohol, typically Hahn Super Dry or West End Draught) - once intoxicated a 'Maddog' generally is unable to control his actions, physically and verbally.

'Maddog's' have a large circle of mates (friends) also, who together they consume alcohol in ample quantities.

Generally a 'Maddog' speaks his mind, curses, likes to throw his weight around and have a good time, without considering the implications of his actions.

'Maddog's' also attend most Australian Music Festivals.

They also love going to Bali and Thailand for a holiday.

Most 'Maddog's' are very confident beings, and they like to participate in active sports (AFL, Soccer, Gym etc)

Most 'Maddog's' also do alright with the ladies (unless they get too drunk and hurl verbal abuse towards the female gender, becoming an increasing issue).

Most 'Maddog's' have lost their driver's licence at some stage of their lives (Drink driving, speeding, burnouts - burnouts are usually performed to impress other fellow 'maddogs')

"Hey champ, god I'm that hungover today, but yeah of course I'm coming out tonight I'm a mad dog"

"Fuck that cunts cooked ay, maddog"

"Did you go home with that blondie from Stereo's? Maddog!"

by maddogfromadelaide October 10, 2011