mufflesnuffle 

to suffocate by placing your vagina over someone's face

My boyfriend was snoring so loud last night that I had to mufflesnuffle him to shut him up.

mufflesnuffle by faxedexcel April 21, 2009

Mufflex 

Blowjob

She did an amazing mufflex last night that I couldn't forget her.

Mufflex by Gicao May 1, 2021

san antonio muffle-lada 

The act of pressing your butt cheeks on someone's face muffling the sound of your fart with thier face after eating a large Tex-Mex dinner.

She was lucky I held the peppers because their was some con carne smeared on that chicks face after giving her a San Antonio Muffle-lada.

san antonio muffle-lada by Jason DeReese February 4, 2009

muffle

To rub one's vagina on someone else's face when they are unconscious

sussan: oh no lisa's out cold

carol: sussan get the camera, this is muffleing

muffle by franklyn gregory January 24, 2018

muffle fart 

When someone holds toilet tissue against their ass in the restroom to stop excessive noise.

It was the first time I was at her house so I used the bathroom and decided to muffle fart, because I really liked her.

muffle fart by Teflon72 December 31, 2013

muffle puff 

A ball of curly hair left over after one shaves their genetalia.

Sean: I left a huge muffle puff for my sister in the shower after I shaved yesterday ;)

muffle puff by PuffMaMuff November 12, 2015

Mufflerectomy 

The act of totally removing the muffler and resonator from a vehicle and replacing with straight pipes, thus reducing the restrictions on exhaust flow, and giving the car a deeper, nicer exhaust sound. Usually done when new performance mufflers either do not exist or are too expensive.

Dietrich: Dude, there aren't any sport exhaust systems for my Jetta TDi.

Stefan: Don't worry about that crap, just give it a mufflerectomy.

Mufflerectomy by VonShroom March 5, 2007