moldy clit

The shittiest grindcore band out there! with a groundbreaking shitpost status reputation Moldy clit is easily one of the funniest bands out there, hit single Farted and Shitted soon to reach Billboard #1!

I Have A Metal Band
What's It's name?
Moldy Clit
What???
I'm known for making a song called Farted and Shitted wanna see?
Sure?

by sheshewashy April 25, 2021

moldy doughnut

A fat male or female who has never had sex

I ain't picking up that moldy doughnut. No matter how many beers I've had.
The doughnut nobody wants no matter how hungry they are.

by michael fee August 7, 2006

moulaging

Type of dangerous sexual practice involving swiss cheese, a hammer, and multiple partners. Popularized in Nebraska and often done in public, release forms are required from all participants.

Frances is excited to go moulaging today.

by Moulager June 9, 2008

Molde FK

Molde FK is a soccer team in the Norwegian Premier Division, Tippeligaen.

Molde FK is famous for creating many good players, such as Ole Gunnar Solskjær.

Molde is also famous for beeing the team in Norway who has most fans on their stadium compared to their number of citizens. Thinking that the average attendance is 6000 and there live only about 24 000 there, that is one out of four people.

Molde FK have also played against Real Madrid, Porto, Olympiakos in the Champions League in 1999.

example:
-Have you heard of Molde FK?

- Molde FK? What is that? .....Ahhhhhhhhhh, you mean the club Solskjær played for!

another example:
-Have you heard of Molde FK?

- Molde FK? What is that? .....Ahhhhhhhhhh, you mean the club that won 6-0 over Brann in 1995?

by smartinder January 12, 2009

doo-doo-tee-tee-mold

This phenomenon occurs when a toilet is not flushed for a long period of time and the urine and fecal matter is allowed to build up and fester to the point of growing it's own mold. This is most commonly found in poorly maintained convenience store bathrooms, but can also be found in any poorly maintained or rarely used bathroom facility.

You don't want to go in that bathroom, there's doo-doo-tee-tee-mold and it smells like something died in there and then took a dump.

by 4B4E July 8, 2010

doo-doo-tee-tee-mold

This occurs when urine and fecal matter are allowed to fester in a toilet bowl until they begin to grow mold. While this phenomenon is rarely found, it can be spotted in poorly maintained convenience store restrooms or other areas where the toilets are almost never cleaned. The sight alone is very disturbing, but the odor is extremely offensive and has been known to induce gagging and/or vomiting. It can be difficult to remove the odor from clothes that have been exposed the stench and most people just throw them away. Other locations where this can be found include vacation homes (if the occupants forget to flush before leaving), abandoned buildings (occupied by gypsies), and frat houses.

I wouldn't go in there, there's doo-doo-tee-tee-mold and it smells like something died in there.

by JAK 4B July 8, 2010

Moldovan

A group of people from the Republic of Moldova. The word Moldovan is used because nobody wants to be asssociated with romanians. Most rural/urban Moldovans dont want to reunite with romania because they know how fast gypsies settle in newly aquired areas

Miceal: dude, are you going to that moldovan-romanian unity march?

Stefan: (pulls out pistol, aims at Miceals head) What did you just say?

Miceal: ....um that we should maybe go support it?

Miceal 1990-2008

by Stefan Bunachi August 9, 2008