monthsary

An important day, very much like an anniversary, but it is celebrated in terms of months, as opposed to anniversaries which are celebrated in terms of years. The only difference is that there are only 11 monthsaries for a certain event, the 12th would already be an anniversary.

If a couple got together on April 18, their monthsary, rather, monthsaries, would be on May 18, June 18, July 18, ..., until March 18 of the following year. Then, The next 18th, which is April, would be logically, their first anniversary.

by Jazz Casumbal May 24, 2006

Monty Python

*A politically-incorrect, hilarious British comedy, which evolved into a franchise that even spawned movies like The Meaning of Life and, best of all, The Holy Grail.

*"frontal-nudity python"

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy; it's divine to own a dick...from the tiniest little tanger, to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or john thomas...hurray for your one-eyed trouser-snake...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or you cock...you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock...but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. Uuh thank you very much."
-that singer from The Meaning of Life

by Dave April 20, 2004

Three Month Mark

Also Three Month Rule, or relationship, or milestone, or point (you get it).

Describes the time past in a relationship (3 months) in which couples consider if they want such to be long-term, which is to either make their love more serious and official, or decide to reevaluate it all together and even end it. Generally, the first three months of an relationship are the most exiting, and define the first stage of one. 3 months gives each person the time to 'get to know each other' and to measure the other's character and its consistence past the illusions of expectations and ideals.

3 months is purely arbitrary, but is a 'thing' to allow lovers to have a milestone in which they reflect on how things are going, and can be used as an excuse by one to set things further into motion or to end it all together.

In short, love and relationships has no obvious rules, but that makes it difficult, so coming up with some general truths in the midst of it all helps .

Bro 1: Dude.. Everything was going perfect until she brought up this three month mark rule shit, the hell does that even mean?

Friend: Here, look at this definition I just found.

by Dieg-J January 5, 2022

montauk

the greatest place on Long Island. the beginning, the End. And yes, It's way the fuck out there.

If you can't stand the Hamptons, and uptight assholes, Montauk is the place to go.

Bring beer, a chair, and umbrella, and leave your bullshit at home.

"where you going?"

"Montauk"

"Sweeeeet"

by terrapin07 September 12, 2008

of Montreal

A congregation of musically talented individuals that create psychedelic indie rock from Athens, GA. They happen to be one of the most underrated bands of all time. Front man Kevin Barnes is a lyrical genius and true entertainer. Don't be surprised when your eye drums orgasm from such splendid bizarre sounds.

Fred: I went to an of Montreal concert last night and it felt like

I went to some sort of broad way musical with a sexual

theme.

Bill: Sounds intense

Fred: It was, especially the encore involving a sexual torture

rack

by oMowl87 March 5, 2011

Slap arse month

Any lad/lass has a pass to slap every ones arse as many times as they what in October 😭😂

“Your our and some slaps your arse Cos is ya slap arse month”

by 1245756999 October 3, 2019

Black history Month

Black history month

Do whatever you want
(Black nighas only tho)

"Yo Tyrone it's black history month,that means we can get anything for free👽"

by JOHHNNY THOMPSON February 6, 2022