mondo fag

a kid who is really annoying can be described as a mondo fag.

you're a mondo fag man stop being so gay

by pattyc September 23, 2005

tout le monde sur le balcon

a phrase in french-slang roughly translating to 'Everyone is out on the balcony.' This is said usually referring to a woman who is displaying better than average cleavage.

I turned to my friend upon seeing kate winslet's chest in Titanic and exclaimed, "Tout le monde sur le balcon!"

by afkorn July 27, 2010

mondo-morto

adj. very deceased. A word created in homage to Gualtiero Jacopetti, the recently deceased Italian director of Mondo Cane, a movie whose title inspired people who largely didn't speak Italian or Latin to create a variety of parodizing phrases, viz; Mondo Druggo, Mondo Tempo etc.

Want to help me bury my dog?

Is he dead?

Of course he's dead! In fact he's mondo-morto.

by gnostic1 August 24, 2011

awkward monday

the monday after a big weekend where you have to face the consequences of your actions on said weekend. as a result it can be slightly awkward.

Helen macked Tim, which meant that James was heartbroken. As a result she had an awkward monday.

by Food Crew July 20, 2008

man crush monday

Revealing who is your man crush, must be done on a Monday.

My man crush Monday is Jesus Christ, I'll go gay for Jesus.

by Migueeeeelito September 23, 2013

Mondblut

A greasy 40+ year old man who indulges in fictional child pornography because he hasn't seen the light of day for years

Jeff: dude why do you watch so much anime bro? Go outside and touch grass for once!

John: at least I'm not a Mondblut.

by TRC sigma June 17, 2022

New York Monday

The New York Monday is the effect of the brain's response to extreme automobile traffic in the New York area for a prolonged period over which an individual perceives it has no control. It involves an endocrine system response in which occurs a release of corticosteroids. Sweating, nervousness and sometimes nausea may accompany this caught in traffic person. The effects of stress are often enhanced due to the fact that Sunday is a relaxing day and the following day, Monday, causes an extreme shock to the driver.

Carl got touraids from the New York Monday after being 2 hours late for work and stuck at the Lincoln Tunnel.

by fargo123 February 13, 2010