mommy money

money that is given to people strictly from their parents/or mom, and in most occasions is meant to be spent on useless shit because its from your parents

bro: yo i got 40 dollars in mommy money
dude: you want to buy drugs?

by xfuckstick December 31, 2008

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your mommy

I would like to help my mommy with her homework.

by Imanangrybird November 13, 2017

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Mommy hole

n. The meaty vag clam that has passed a baby through it, that now is the destination to reach for. Most "mommy holes" are very shiny with vag slime and enjoy the hint of mensrtrual blood, and are most at home with something in them, the size of a mans fist.

1: I don't care that she sat in the car for 3 days driving

here. I'm going straight to the Mommy hole!
2: As soon as she gets her spawn to bed, and that tampon

out, I'm gonna tear that Mommy hole Up son!
3: Yeh I fucked her. Right in the Mommy hole!

by ThaOcean November 13, 2011

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Mommy milkers

When a human with two X chromosomes resembling an older woman, (usually a mother like appearance) sport sum fat fuckin boobies

“Saw a MILF with some fat fucking mommy milkers”
“What the fuck is wrong with you?”

by Horrum February 17, 2021

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Cat Mommy

A older woman who has no biological children of her own. Usually single but may have androgynous male/female life partner. Typically these women own 1-3 cats but sometimes many more, and treat them as if they were their own human spawn. Many times these unique individuals can be seen attempting to walk their cats on leashes, attending cat adoption fairs, and parked sideways in the middle of 3 lanes chasing a stray cat across the freeway.

Jane: Oh look there's a homeless woman!

Jim: No honey, that's just one of those creepy cat mommies. Look see how she's got a leash on her cat?

Jane: Oh wow, now I see it! That is creepy and awesome at the same time. I've actually never seen a Cat Mommy ever before!

Jim: Here, go pose with her and I'll take a picture!

by Jack Murphy April 28, 2008

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