Milf 

Mother i'd like to fuck

Dude, Toddy's mums a milf
who is she?, Marriane

Milf by brazzers June 23, 2010

MILF 

A person who has a fetish of fucking their son/daughter

Son: Mom, what is ur job?
Mom: i do sex in movie.
Son: Why you have sex in movie?
Mom: Because i love horse peepee in my ass.
Son: Why not human peepee.
Mom: Because ur dad peepee small.
Son: Why not sex other men.
Mom: because human peenin is to small enough.
Son: mom why not sex me?
Mom: because u benis non existing
Son: Mom you a fucking MILF,

MILF by Roger Anderssen March 20, 2019

milf 

Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck. Usually refers to an attractive woman over 30.

Just jerked off to a hot-ass Milf on pornhub.

milf by @samgramm July 4, 2016

milf 

originally 'mother I'd like to fuck' usage has broadened to any hot chick.

what a milf.

milf by bob toben March 22, 2014

MILF 

1) The Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This group is an Islamic insurgency in the southern Phillipines.

2) Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

Hey, did you hear about the terrorist attack in Manila by the MILF. Yeah, the MILF is full of suicide bombers.

Oh yeah, and there are a bunch of MILFs in Manila, too.

MILF by mandavoshka July 28, 2010

milf 

monkeys initiate lovely freepingfreeper

Oh man, milfing monkeys need to get shot

milf by satanlikessquirrels March 7, 2005

Milf 

Motch i'd like to fuck

Noug - Ohhh.. i'd love to fuck motch, he's a motch i'd like to fuck
Sally - Me too!!

Milf by MOTCH STRIKES BACK February 23, 2005