metro-sexual

1. Someone who has sex on the subway.
2. Someone who is turned on by the subway.

Yo, look at that faggot beside the traintracks. Hes wacken off, staring at the trains.

by Mikey July 23, 2004

Metro Man

someone who isn't average, they are usually metrosexual, worries about the wrong things and sometimes used as an insult towards another friend.

when your day is going bad just call your friend a metro man, it makes the world right-side up again.

example: Chase you are a metro man, " no you are a metro man " oh yeah you are right!

by Sandwhich maker April 9, 2021

Metro Station

The BEST band ever. Yes, sometimes their lyrics don't really make sense, and yes, maybe a lot of their songs seem slightly perverted, but their music has such a good sound to it. Plus, Trace and Mason are SUPER hot, so that's always a bonus. Trace's voice is very smooth, while Mason's is high-pitched but beautiful. Metro Station rox.

Person 1: What was that totally amazing band that we heard on the radio the other day?

Person 2: Oh that was Metro Station. I know they rock! I love them.

by LushLuver July 14, 2009

Metro-Sexual Face

referring to somebody like a kip, who has a clear face and is clearly a faggot. Hes long walks in the park and enjoys a nice martini when neccessary. his favorite show is sex in the city, but he knows nothing about fashion. Oh and more thing CHICKEN CRAW!!!

for example the metro-sexual face got kicked out because he was metro-sexual!!!!

by fuck fuck guy May 23, 2010

Metro-Sexual

When someone's sexuality is questionable. When they are presumed straight but have homosexual tendencies that pose question. An undefined or unsure sexual preference.

The way he expressed himself during that episode definately made me think he is Metro-Sexual.

by L Boogie January 24, 2006

Metro shower

The act of dousing oneself in cologne or axe deoderant on your way out the door whilst in a hurry.

Did you smell John today?He must have been in a hurry!!!!! eewwww its like he had a Metro shower...

by Diemos February 12, 2010

metro fucked

a term to be used in the Melbourne metropolitan area where the transportation service "metro" fuck up every avenue of you getting to your destination!

Jim: man it took me two hours to get home last night, the trains were all delayed and then my bus just never came!
Frank: Duuude you got metro fucked big time!

by huntalicous69 October 17, 2011