Merlin's beard

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.

"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"

by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006

Merlyn

Merlyn? He's such a huge dick. He has a twisted sense of humor and loves practical jokes and making fun of people. He often keeps a straight face but that just hides his childish nature underneath. He can hardly be described as the touchy feely type because he rarely gets emotional. Aside his many flaws he's such a charmer. Handsome, smart and full of sweet talk. He often prefers to be in the company of boys but will pick a girl over them on any day. Unfortunately, he's a ladies man and the girls dig him. They don't realise the mess their getting themselves into. He's a loyal friend and is dependable. He can do anything he sets his mind to. He loves music and is a good vocalist, but a bad dancer. He has a lot of potential really but just hasn't realised it yet

Merlyn is just something else

by Peter James John October 25, 2018

Merlyn

A beautiful welsh wizard

here comes the wizard

Merlyn also a name of a girl

by queeeeenbeeeee May 29, 2019

Merlin's Beard

A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.

"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"

"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"

"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."

"You want it, you got it!"

by Merlin's Wife July 2, 2009

Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Merlmonkey

A small shriveled lump of skin commonly found around the rectum.

Wow guys when Sarah bends over you can see her Merlmonkey.

by Jebberly November 28, 2011

Merlias

a god in bed. usually an asshole, going around finding dumb blondes and getting them to do anything he wants. although merlias is great at sex and has a huge dick, he is a douche bag and all dumb girls should steer clear of them.

OMG i slept with Merlias last night

by mercury8951 January 7, 2013