Meat Bag

A derogatorily name for humans or other biological beings used by non-biological beings (i.e. robots)

"would you stifle it meat bag?"

by Metalord September 22, 2009

backdoor meat

Taking a cock in the ass.

I'm gonna give her some of that backdoor meat.

by RedStore4 April 30, 2010

meat candy

bacon is meat candy. meat candy is bacon.

"gimme some of that bacon!... Mmmmm, Now that's some good meat candy..."

by Scraps March 23, 2007

Mabel Meat

The low hanging, jiggling waddle of extra fat and skin that appears beneath an old woman's upper arm.

Grandma Betty's sleeveless sundress exposed a swath of Mabel Meat.

by Freeport 6 January 16, 2015

Portuguese Meat Pie

A term that describes the sexual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their rectum. A second person holds their head under the first person's anal opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the butt-crack. The "meal" is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional "Concertina" used in Portuguese folk music.

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a Portuguese Meat Pie." - Sun Tzu

by MartinGreen69 June 28, 2017

meat suit

The human body, especially one's flesh, suggesting the burdens of corporeality for an otherwise ethereal being.

"Why did I have to be reincarnated into this meat suit?"

by Mary Churchill May 13, 2007

meat dangle

Swinging manmeat. Your floppy wang. Yogurt slinging shroom beast.

"Seriously dude - put your meat dangle away - nobody wants to see that shit."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006