matthew

a person with no balls.

girl 1: did matthew ask you out?
girl 2: no.

by someone very funny and cool November 21, 2021

Matthew

Stop.
Get rid of your ego.
We're all sick and tired of you stroking it like it's your cock.

Matthew keeps trying to define himself. He gets to stroke his ego every time. but this time, he won't.

by darthkotya June 30, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is very mathematic, cybernetic, islamic, masculine, muscular, manly, hot, sexy, etc.

OMG ITS Matthew! - MATHEMATIC CYBERNETC MATT!

by MathematicMatt April 26, 2022

Matthew

Matty is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, good-looking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in North Shore and Switzerland. I am the only caffeine in his life.

I wish my Matthew would like me, since I see him everywhere.

by GraceforMatty May 16, 2022

MATTHEW

matthew. he’s also tall. he’s full of trauma. he has a contagious laugh. matt is gay? matthew is not willingly homophobic. he’s kind. #ariesprince #sexy #spectacular

“Matthew might be a bottom”
“Matthew is second tallest in the building”
“Matthew hates twinks”

by val <3 :) December 13, 2021

Matthew

Matthew, the guy that picks his nose and eats it. Has a small peen , he always acts that he is bricked up but has an incher on a good day, he thinks he is cool but is not and has no style. He looks like a frog and smells like horse shit.

Matthew is a shadow.

by Matthew has a small peen April 4, 2022

Matthew

A fucking trash can at apex. Absolutely garbage at octane yet playing one of the best characters. So many fucking L’s, he just so awful at the game

Damn Matthew just fucking scolded the game as usual, but what would I expect from him

by Trash67805 September 6, 2021