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Mad Tested.

When you tell your significant other you did something that you're thinking of doing soon but haven't actually done yet so you can see exactly how mad they will get when you actually do it. Should they get REALLY mad you pretend it was a joke and don't do it.
Mad Tested. = Dude I totally Mad Tested my girlfriend last night and she wasn't all that mad so I'm going to skip that boring thing with her and her family this weekend and meet you at the bar instead.
by Monstopher March 7, 2013
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Mad Couch

A description for something or someone that is trash or rubbish; bad looking.
Cool Guy: "Ey man, yo backpack is mad couch"
Unstyled Guy: "Fuck you man"
by You_Have_No_Idea December 11, 2015
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mad tasty

A phrase that is said when you rip a massive bong Perfectly.
*rips bong* that was mad tasty
by Dank-ash-cheese May 22, 2016
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Mad Zip

When something is fast as fuck.

like a lambo.
Bro I was racing this lambo last night and he was going mad zip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo bliss that shit go mad zip!!!!!
by Bahaa fagana 3 February 11, 2019
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Mad Eye Moody

When someone imitates or impersonates another person (real or made-up person), namely on social media, just to spy on their crush, an estranged relative, past friend(s) and other sorts of people, either to see what they're up to or to lust over them. To put it simply, if you create a fake account to spy on a few people, you're a Mad Eye Moody Eye.

This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.
- My ex left me and married another. How should I catch up on him on social media when his profile is private? :(
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Mad Eye Moody, huh? :P
by Aquarii May 27, 2019
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Mad finna chapped

Some stupid shit Zach said a few months ago. Meaning really angry.

On an anger scale of 1-10, “mad finna chapped” is anywhere between a 7 and 10; although in rare circumstances, it can mean 11.
“Bruh I’m mad finna chapped, my cousin’s boyfriend stole all the sandwich meat again.”
by Stupid shit from Canada April 17, 2019
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Mad John

Magical pirate man who lives in southfields in london. He has a magical bike that can fly at the speed of the average pirate ship and has a magical cutlass that can extend to any length.

Mad John wants myself and david to: "Find the Iceberg!!" (that sunk the titanic)

Mad John works as a pirate, but in his spare time, he is god.

He drinks special brew, and pisses himself when he talks to you. (seriously)
Mad John: "arr lads, find ye olde magical iceberg!"
Me and david: "alright then"
by Adam April 13, 2005
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