Lincoln Log

When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.

My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.

by Loggoff July 13, 2016

Log Blocked

When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.

Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.

by That Swedish Guy. August 2, 2011

Dookie Log

2 blunts put together with at least 8 grams of weed.

aye pass me the dookie log

by gramaqueef May 21, 2022

Nail Log

A Canadian drinking game. Participants gather around a large piece of wood and attempt to hammer a nail into the log with the lowest number of hits. If you miss or bend the nail, you have to drink. Nail Log often deteriorates into "Nail shit to other shit".

We're going to have an epic game of Nail Log tonight, BYOH

by epicnail April 1, 2010

Prime Log

it's this one log that tommyinnit had in his exile arc in the dream smp minecraft server, which is apparently used to get his primes along with ringing a bell and screaming "TWITCH PRIME" at his chat, and it seems to work well!!

tommyinnit : we're at the prime log chat, you know what to do

by sqk17 February 11, 2021

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log

'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'

by Barneyfowell June 14, 2016

pork log

a thick flacid dong rife with veins set atop a couple o' hair covered taint knockers

Your mutha enjoys me pork log with er afternoon tea and crumpets...you bloody wanker

by Sir Ivory Asstapperson September 19, 2011