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Faux-Locke

Proper Noun: The impostor pretending to be John Locke in ABC's LOST's 5th and 6th season.

Noun: An impostor of any kind.
"Dude, did you see how Faux-Locke just owned Richard Alpert!?"

or

"Dude, that guy on stage is pretty much your Faux-Locke!"
by Cyclonesteve February 3, 2010
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deep locked down

to know who and what you are on a core level and to be true to yourself no matter what adversitys come your way.
"Monique really got her personality deep locked down! She know who she is and ain't nobody gonna tell her otherwise!"
by Habacheebee February 26, 2010
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Foot-Locker-Fill-Ins

An un-trained, non-communicating, highly-criticized individual, who keeps his day job working at Foot Locker, and moonlights by working on the national stage as a replacement NFL referee -- all without having to change clothes.
On the last play of Monday Night Football, the Foot-Locker-Fill-Ins made their presence known and shafted the Green Bay Packers.
by JRB9903 September 26, 2012
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phantom meat locker

A party where you believe people will be sexually available and interested in you, but are mistaken and fail to find a partner.
I was psyched to go to that new club to hook up, but it turned out to be a total phantom meat locker.
by Gussamer May 1, 2019
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luckie street

one of cartel's best songs. it's best enjoyed when you're driving and it's cold outside, nighttime, you're half-wasted (not a requirement), and the music is blaring. although this "ritual" is great no matter what, having friends who appreciate this song make it all the better. singing along is definitely encouraged.
last night we sped around to luckie street and now i can't hear out of my left ear. AWESOME!
by B-fast Club October 20, 2006
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Locker Pudding

Secretly shitting in someone's gym, school or wall locker.
Dammit, on Tom's last day of work he left a load of locker pudding!
by MyerFuzz August 25, 2009
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locked jaw

when one's jaw becomes locked from sucking penis for too long
boy: "wtf why did you stop i was about to burst?!"
girl: "i had locked jaw and couldnt continue"
by vanvan4026 December 20, 2010
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