locking on

When a man passes his point-of-no return during sexual intercourse, and knows he's going to come.

"Slow down, John, you're going to come"
"Too late, Jane, I'm locking on"

by Nested Elevator November 19, 2016

creation loving bastard

someone who loves to go clubbing, get drunk on alkopops and get off with any drunken heifer stupid enough to be up for it.

that selfo's a right creation loving bastard

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Lacing

Lacing is an unusual sexual perversion in which a man ejaculates into the food of unsuspecting people. The lacer gets sexual gratification from watching people unknowingly swallowing his semen.

After lacing the hot fudge, Stewart watched in silence while his neighbor's daughter devoured every bite of her ice cream.

by c_anderson February 1, 2006

losing your shit

the state of mental breakdown resulting from near overdose of hallucinogens.

Dude, remember when you were on the verge of losing your shit after eating that handful of Nixon Candy and ranted for an hour about the destruction and repair of your favorite headphones?

by hop December 14, 2003

Loxing

Engaging in pointless efforts and defending them as useful.

Even though Billy stood bored in the outfield, he spent the afternoon loxing non-stop about how he benefitted the team.

by Rad Corruptor September 17, 2006

losing ass

Not closing the deal with a girl when she is begging for it! The ability to look at a girl lying on a bed butt-naked and do nothing about it!

Brian had a chance to get his first Asian, instead he choose losing ass!

by Psk2228 July 31, 2006

loling out

Spending the weekend wearing only your pants while strawn out on your sofa with a beer in one hand and a video games controller/tv remote in the other

Nutrition involves pizza, chicken & chips or kebab leftovers from friday night

John: Yeh so what you doing this weekend?
Jason: Nothing much, Just loling out lol

by bingobongo69 September 24, 2010