Lobster Punch

The art of punching a handful of raw seafood into the partner's vagina, and then later slurping it out with your tongue.

Matt gave his best friend's girlfriend a good Lobster Punch last night.

by Piss Monkey February 2, 2009

lobster bomb

The phrase that is often times shouted at random moments by the highly inebriated.

"Lobster Bomb!!!!" -Nick shouted while slouched in a lawn chair with a coconut drink in hand.

by Kendall Nelson May 27, 2008

Lobster Toss

The act of throwing the body of a prostitute (or sexual partner who owes you money) into a body of water larger than a river (i.e. lake, sea, ocean) after having killed them through means involving a tire iron, crowbar, or the like.

Note: If the body of water is smaller than a river (i.e. pond, gully, toilet) it is known as a Crab Spin. Not to be confused with Tail Spin, a popular animated television program about several talking animals on drugs.

Steven Tyler: Man, this is the worst day ever.
Aerosmith Fan: What is it Steven, anything I can help with?
Steven Tyler: I just fucked some ho and afterwards I killed her with a carbon rod.
Aerosmith Fan: I think I might be willing to perform a little lobster toss, if you'd like.
Steven Tyler: I truly am the greatest person ever. Also, by the time you get home, you may want to lobster toss your daughter.
Aerosmith Fan: I hate your music. Especially Living On The Edge. And I'll fucking kill you.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

dirty lobster

When banging a girl in the butt, you reach around and give her a double tittie twister.

Becky was not too happy when i gave her a dirty lobster last night.

by DL2345678 March 27, 2009

Cock Lobster

A lobster with cocks instead of claws.

Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
It wasn't a cock
It was a cock lobster

by AmericanIdol101 February 17, 2008

chair lobster

After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.

You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.

From Reddit user /u/moparornocar

by BurningRambo December 18, 2013

Lobster hickey

A hickey from a person with a gap between their front teeth so large that the result resembles a lobster.

Lara grinned and Landon giggled … Kevin caught a glimpse of his fresh lobster hickey and knew they were dating.

by Oreosgirlfriend December 27, 2021