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leftover

The ugly friend of the hot girl. The one 97 percent of dudes wouldnt even consider hooking up with, but, 2 percent are glad any female with a twat between her legs will even look at them so they abide.

The 2 percent who would either don't admit to sleeping with her or are butt ugly dudes rejected by the hot one first.
D: Damn, I wanted to go to Prom with Amy and she rejected me BUT her ugly friend wants me. Why am i always stuck with the leftovers?

Bob: Cause you're destined to having the leftovers, you should have never tried to get with the hot one anyway, dude, look at you.
by lsksjjrr June 30, 2010
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Lennon

The title of one who is of the male gender and is of mostly Mexican decent with bits of various European countries and some unrecalled Native American tribe. A Lennon epitomizes one that is quiet in nature, but can be better defined as mysterious and intriguing. Lennon's usually inhabit the mountain regions, although the slight willingness to share their amazing and intense personalities bring them to the lower areas. Although Lennon's can be misunderstood, they have a big heart and will provide transportation, swerve to miss hitting stray cats, and won't mind trying to find an open fast food restaurant at 12 in the morning. Truly, Lennon's are one of the most ammmmmazing people one could ever hope to meet.

The name Lennon is of Irish decent and means "Dear One".
Which further constitutes the idea that having a Lennon is an act that should be cherished and eulogized.
1. Lennon has always interested me, but his aloof manner made me assume he wouldn't like me.
2. Diandra could never be as fascinating as Lennon.
by Diandra R. March 31, 2008
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Jay Lenown'd

Guest on Show: Well Jay im glad to be here. Im a big fan of the -

*gets smacked in the face by Jay's chin*
by Fishgills53 July 23, 2005
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Swedish Leftovers

During a blow job, the male sticks his dick so far in the chick's throat she vomits.
I was getting a bj the other day and ended up going in too far and ended up getting Swedish Leftovers.
by Wønderbread January 24, 2010
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Lenon

Sexiest tall and lean guy on earth with the most irresistible butt on the planet. So awesome girls tend to fight for it.
Girl 1: Dude look at that guy's ass

Girl 2: daaaaayummmm he's such a lenon

Boy: Wish I had an ass like lenon's
Kyaaaa! I love lenon!
by Phenomenon May 23, 2014
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John Lennon

Peace activist, Former Beatle, Greatest Song-writer to walk the Earth. Wrote songs such as imagine give peace a chance, God, ect. An enemy of Richard Nixon for singing about love, Life, Peace and not about death and killing and corruption. A Utopianist.
"Imagine All the people living life in Peace"
"Imagine No possessions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man"
"All we are saying Is give peace a chance"

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John Lennon
by Jacobdead October 21, 2009
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Leftover

1. A liberal who still tries to stop the 2016 election, currently building a time machine with hot pocket boxes in between watching The View and slashing major feelings with his keyboard seal team qwerty skills.

2. A liberal who can't get over the 2016 election.
"Hey Karen, I can't believe Trump is president. Our whole country is going to crash immediately." "That was years ago, Sara. Quit being a leftover."

Ron spends 37 hours a week in his mom's basement wearing a vagina hat and watching Young Turks from 2016 like a leftover.
by Dr. Dick Wiggle January 29, 2019
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