A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.
Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.
Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.
by Danthemanpr February 21, 2011
Get the Achaemenidian legal departmentmug. by Judge dredd7 May 23, 2011
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Get the Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smilemug. Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy
I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.
by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021
Get the legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bedmug. by Ben zo January 12, 2023
Get the Ben Dawson legalmug. Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Legal Agemug. When you snatch a cigarette out of a persons mouth, before it’s lit, without touching them, it is considered “ Legal”.
If The cigarette is lit, it will be “legal” for three hits.
If The cigarette is lit, it will be “legal” for three hits.
by anonymous August 20, 2022
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