juice lagoon

n. - 1) a woman who is ready for mating by massively increased vaginal excretion. Will usually be seen wearing next to nothing whilst grinding on the nearest cholo in the club.
2) the actual vagina of the aforementioned subject. A commonly seen feature in a squirter.

That bridesmaid party looks like a nest of juice lagoons.

-Jim, did you just take a shower?
- Naw. This juice lagoon just orgasmed while I was going down on her.

by kyldonia August 24, 2012

Poop lagoon

it is an anus

dude 1: jimmy d e s t r o y e d my poop lagoon
dude 2: ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

by grapesthestupid March 24, 2019

The Lando Special

The Lando Special is the intergalactic sexual act that only VERY few individuals have successfully pulled off. (formerly known as the "Han Job")
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).

You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.

Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).

Space Guy1: Man, I made a fortune betting on that tauntaun race.
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.

12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!

by ChewieHasLice February 24, 2020

iLangualu (i-lang-wah-lu)

A term given in reference to an iPhone's secret language. When an iPhone's predictive text spouts out a totally un-worldly word with no meaning what so ever this is the iPhone forgetting that we are not privy to the advance linguistics skills it possesses. It and only it alone will understand how typing in completely legible words will cause the iPhone to produce drivle.

Examples of encountered cases of 'iLangualu (i-lang-wah-lu)' include. (all iPhone owners will have their own to add!)

'gagagagaga' (Hahahahahaha)

'no, you come over to me! go-tit' (got it)

'reply to me immediatelu' (immediately)

'love you biggly bits too x' (lots and lots)

by Ashbeetron June 15, 2011

Abbey and Landon

Abbey is the most wonderful and sweet girl you will ever meet. She is truly a gift from god, and she will always be kindhearted. She and Landon and made for each other. Landon is a cute, flirty, down to earth kind of guy. Abbey is a sweet, caring, loving soul. Landon and Abbey will always care for each other regardless of their distance. Overall, they are an awesome power couple, that will love and cherish each other for eternity.

"ugh...how long will it take for Abbey and Landon to get together already"

by loolllllllllllllllllllllllllll December 28, 2021

Lagos cab

Name given to unlicensed mini-cabs in London. Often found hanging around pubs and clubs in the early hours of the morning. Not as safe as the official London cab, but a lot cheaper. Standard practice that the passenger has to give directions. Also usual for the fare to be agreed in advance only for driver or passenger (usually both) to dispute said fare when being dropped off.

Fuck it, we've missed the night bus, let's sort out a Lagos cab.

by Royston September 16, 2008

Landon

A totally charming man who refuses to drink his buddies crown and mountain dew mixture because he can't hang. Totally dateable though. Has a really nice dodge ram truck that is loud and looks sexy as fuck. Also, has extremely large penis. May cause damage if not used properly....

I found a man who is very cute, but is a total landon.

by Yogy Bear March 22, 2019