and then I got laid

An expression attached to the end of a horribly told or terribly boring story as an attempt to salvage the amusement of the audience.

Last night I was at a party and there was this girls that I thought I new but then when I got a little closer I realized it wasn't the girl I thought it was...and then I got laid.

by WestSideMcFly May 20, 2010

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laid out

To get really fucked up

Damn, that bitch looks laid out.

by Michelle Reynolds May 16, 2006

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Slang for guitar picks, drawing on the notion that having a guitar pick among your pocket's contents will impress a girl (generally in a bar) to the extent that it's like a free pass towards sexual relations in the near future.

Q: "Do you have enough cash for another round?"
A: "Nope, all I've got in here is my keys, some change, and a few get laid picks."

by Joe-G! January 3, 2006

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Laid

To have sexual intercourses, in other words, having sex fucking the shit out of someone.

That bitch was the bomb, i cant to get with her and get laid again!!!

by JuN10r July 4, 2006

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laida

Laida comes from the Greek culture as a name. She doesn’t take shit from anyone. She is a bad bitch but nice if you don’t try her. She will expose the true you.

I fucked with laida I’m scared she will expose me.
Isn’t laida that girl who just screamed at Allison

by Hahahah88282 July 19, 2018

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