Lolitus

A serious medical condition where a patient is caught in a state of perpetual or 'over-lolling'. In Lolitus, lol's have consumed the patients entire psyche, causing he or she to poop him/herself repeatedly until he/she dies. This is a VERY serious illness with no known cure. Symtoms include dry mouth, headache, sore throat, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, constipation, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, diarrhea, LOLOLOLOLOLOL, and LOLOLOLOL.

If you notice strange bolded LOLOLOLs replacing words on your screen, then you probably have Lolitus. If your friend seems to comment on your facebook with only 'lol', you're probably about to die. In this case, contact your doctor and tell him to give you a prostate exam. Its the only way to survive.

Guy 1's Facebook Status: Dude, i just at a BLT and i'm posting it on facebook
Guy 2: Lol
Guy 1: omg i think i have lolitus!
Guy 2: OMG you have lolitus? i feel so bad, becuase i was just writing a heartfelt comment about LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: its getting worse! if i die, tell my mother i love her
Guy 2: NOOOO DONT DIE ON M-LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: X_X
Guy 3: Hey i just ate a BLT too, what a coincidence :)

by Lolologist August 5, 2011

lolitta

an ugly person with a sassy rude and ugly personality.......the person loves romantic movies, chick flick movies, and most of all, The Kissing Booth. The person will kill you if you snitch on them. And, if you hurt their friends the person will have something to say about it. Sometimes they could be nice.

Lolitta is my best friend

by rudonl October 30, 2019

lolt

A spin-off of the word lol, derived from the softdrink Lilt, which used the slogan 'the totally tropical taste'. Has been used by roughly three people in the entire world. Ever.

N00b: hey man i heard the chicken crossed the road TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Ch00b: LOLT THE TOTALLY TROPICAL TASTE!!!~

by Dave December 30, 2004

lolita

The counterfashion of Ikebukuro Gals & Shibuya Gals (Kogal, Gonguro, Ganjiro, & Yamanba)

The look comes from those cute yet creepy collectable porcelaine dolls, right down to the hairstyles.

Though nonlolita, the Lolita's are much closer to the Cosplay-like industrial Glam wearers than Gals.

The look was made popular by rather attractive crossdressers in music bands like Emiru & Izam, pushed today by female Idol Kana.

The super attractive crossdresser Mana is known, among many other things, for blending the dark Goth look with Lolita & coining the terms EGL (Elegant Gothic Lolita) & GLA (Gothic Lolita Aristocrat) The GLAs can also be called EGA (Elegant Gothic Aristocrat) when 'Lolita' doesn't quite describe the tight, long, sophiticated & uncutesy style.

by Lai-Lai November 4, 2005

lolatt

To laugh AT someone as a pose to laughing WITH them.

Limes: "Hey that sounds very satisfying! Er......care to come round here after your sandwich Sarah so you get a double dose of satisfaction?"

Stu: "LOLATT *sniggers*"

by StuPhipps September 25, 2010

loltipmp

The not so short but still true: Laugh Out Loud Til I Peed My Pants. This phrase is missed used too often and incorrectly. Seriously how often does an adult laugh hard enough for this to happen, excluding my ex wife when some one I know now meets her and tells her what a great guy I are? Come-on counts the times scroll the pictures thru your mind. Never, never, never. Aussie slang version: loltipm Laugh Out Loud Til I Pissed Meself

When he said he was a Clipper fan i loltipmp
She said he was a great guy and i loltipmp
(the exception proving the definition)
She says too me I'm seventy one but still don't wear depends i loltipmp

by WriterJim February 19, 2009

LOLtage

This is the term used to measure the amount of LOLts (LOLs) in a joke.

Random conversation:
Dude 1: Hey, look, he fell in the mud!
Dude 2: That's funny, with that face plant, the LOLtage was quite high.

by Snowball666 May 29, 2009