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Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.
Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.
by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018
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Between the Lions

Between the lions was a kid educational show that was air exclusively for kids to learn how read. It takes place in a library and follows a family of lions that live in the library, Leo the father, Cleo the mother lioness, Lionel the 7 year-old lion and Lionel's little sister Leona. it also included Barnibus B. Busterfield III a usually grumpy talking bust of the library's founder, and 2 pigeons named Walter and Clay who often annoy Barnibus by calling him "Buster". there was also an animated segment that involved a character named cliff hanger, an explorer who was always hanging from a branch. every time the segment began he would always say "can't. hold. on. much. longer!" as his fate seems at hand, he looks at the bottom of the cliff and sees a way out. he grabs an object out of his backpack to help him escape but always ends up back on the branch.
its i know why its called between the lions
by fvsgzsjhkcnz k June 4, 2021
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lois griffin

The ultimate cartoon MILF. I'm sorry, but she beats Marge.
by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004
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Lionshead

college favorite, Lionshead carries the traditional lion symbol painted on the outside of The Brewery since the early days of brewing in Wilkes-Barre. It is a crisp, clean, easy drinking American lager-pilsner style beer made with the finest American malts, corn, and hops.
Lionshead tasted great when I was drinking it, but I didn't feel like the king of the jungle when I woke up
by Don Lawson July 28, 2008
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lionsheart

someone that doesn't have kidneys or aegis
lionsheart where are your kidneys?
by ed kushnerov May 7, 2009
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Lions Head

Hair growing arond the penis in a full circle like how lions have hair around their head
Oh my god john you have a lions head
by pshere January 15, 2016
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Linsey

A stereotypical name for Ashkenazi, fair-skinned, Jewish women who tends to live in warm-weather states.

Linseys are yolo believers. In fact, they even say "yolo" quite often right before they are about to do something risky. And Linseys are BIG risk takers so they say it a lot. A Linsey is a shy, private and guarded person, so much so that she can seem unapproachable to a suitor at a nightclub; however, you give a Linsey an Aperol Spritz or two, and you could be making out at the bar by night's end. This is one of the few times a Linsey will make the first move.

Linseys are loyal af, but if you do them wrong, you eventually become a Felicia. Linseys also like to be pampered and are oft seen with bougie dogs that draw attention for their cuteness. Other characteristics include (but are not limited to):

Free-spirit daters--no rules.
Owning lots of white things. Pants, couches, dogs, carpets, countertops, etc.

They are very social beings; you cannot quarantine a Linsey, no matter the pandemic.
A linsey likes a bargain. Most have a Costco membership.
Styling is classy casual with a heavy concentration of white denim, chambray and black.
You will never see a Linsey in Chevy. Ever.
It's rare to see a dark-haired Linsey. Most are naturally or unnaturally blonde.
Girl A: (shows pic) So I got a date with this chick from Ok Cupid. Was thinking about taking her to Cheesecake Factory.

Girl B: (looks at pic): Dude, she's a Linsey. Do not take her there.

Girl A: ok. Hey can I borrow a hundred dollars? I'll pay ya back.

Girl Friend A: Yeah went out with this chick last night. It was so good.
Girl Friend B: Nice. She hot?
Girl Friend A: Um yes. She's a total Linsey. We made plans for the rest of the week.
by Shameless Fiona September 20, 2020
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